HEY LYNN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOST USED APPLIANCE IN YOUR HOME IS? NO.
IT'S NOT THE T-V, THE PHONE, OR THE HAIR DRYER. IT'S THE TOILET. I
N TONIGHT'S WHAT'S HOT WEDNESDAY - DECO'S FOUND A PORCELAIN GOD LIKE NO OTHER.
IT'S ALMOST THE NEW MILLENIUM-
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO OLD FASHIONED POTTIES. AND HELLO TO THE LATEST IN HIGH TECH . LIKE THE ZOE. COMPLETE WITH MORE HIGH TECH
FEATURES THAN THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE..
THIS BABY DOES A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN FLUSH. JUST ASK ERIC PARRON.
CG=ERIC PARRON/LOVES HIS TOILET
(when my friends come over their eyes pop out at first)
(it's a great conversation piece as well hahaha.)
WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT A
PORCELAIN GOD FIT FOR A KING? IT'S GOT AN AUTOMATIC WASHER AND AIR DRYER, AND A SEAT CONTOURED TO YOUR CURVES THAT CHANGES TEMPERATURE. FARREY'S TOILET MAN EDDIE BLASCO KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT.
CG=EDDIE BLASCO/ FARREY'S
(you can get it with a warm seat for people who live up north for those cold mornings.)
AND TO FRESHEN THINGS UP - LOOK WHAT MODERN SCIENCE HAS DREAMED UP.
(when you sit down it has an infrared light that automatically turns on this fan and that automatically breaks down 99.9 % of bad odor molecules)
BUT THAT'S NOT ERIC'S FAVORITE FEATURE.
THIS IS. NO, ITS NOT A GAME BOY. ITS A REMOTE CONTROLLED BIDET.
(my favorite feature is the bidet although not many men here in the us admit to using the bidet.)
(it makes you feel a little bit more cleaner even though it does tickle a little bit. hahaha.)
THANKS FOR SHARING. FOR THOSE WHO JUST CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT THEIR BIDET - GUESS WHAT THIS IS?
CG=LISA VERDE/DOESN'T KNOW SQUAT
(its a..a... remote controlled tv changer for the pool?)
(i think its like a water gun)
WRONG AGAIN! IT'S A PORTABLE BIDET.
WE'LL LET THE EXPERTS EXPLAIN.
(it's a travel bidet. you press and...hahaha. oh well thats the ultimate i guess.)
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
(you pull here you open it, take off the cap, put it under the faucet fill it up.)
TAKE OUT THE ARM.. AND VOILA! AND THERE'S EVEN MORE COOL STUFF ON THE WAY. TANKLESS , ELECTRONICAL ONES THAT CAN DO MEDICAL TESTS, AND COMODES THAT USE 40 PERCENT LESS WATER. SOUNDS PRETTY SOPHISTICATED FOR A JOHN.
BUT EDDIE SAYS LUXURY IS THE WAY TO GO - FOR PEOPLE ON THE GO.
(their bathroom is their getaway.
when they get home from a hard day at work, a busy day at the office, they want to relax.)
TOILET FLUSHES THEN SONG ENDS WITH 'NAH, NAH, NAH, GOODBYE'
HOT SUIT - TANKINI
THE PHONES HAVE BEEN RINGING OFF THE HOOK. WE HAD PEOPLE CALLING BEGGING US FOR AN ENCORE OF THIS WEEK'S TANKINI REPORT.
WE'RE NOT SURE IF IT WAS THE HOT SUMMER SUITS YOU WANTED TO SEE AGAIN -OR THE PEOPLE IN THEM. WHATEVER THE CASE -ENJOY.
THEY'RE HOT! THEY'RE SEXY! THEY'RE HERE! TANKINIS! ONE PART TANK TOP...ONE PART BATHING SUIT. BURDINE'S BIKINI DIVA MELISSA GOFF SAYS YOU HAVE TO GET ONE...NOW!
(the hottest trend as far as the silhouette is definitely the tankini.)
(its very functional. say your at the beach right now basically you just pull on a sarong pull on a pair of shorts you've already got the top on and its functioning as a tshirt)
WHAT A GREAT IDEA. WHERE DID THEY THINK OF THAT ONE?
(basically what happens is, a trend will start in the ready-to-wear portion of fashion and it will filter down into all of the other categories specifically swimwear.)
SAME GOES FOR BANDEAUS, HOODED TOPS, AND ATHLETIC STYLES. SOME EVEN COME WITH A LITTLE EXTRA EH... HHEEEMMM... *LIFT* WHERE YA NEED IT.
(those will basically enhance your bustline give you a bigger rounded appearance now if you have a tummy
problem or a bulge the skirt will help disguise that )
YEAH...LIKE SHE NEEDS HELP DISGUISING ANYTHING! MOVING ON...IF YOU'RE NOT INTO BRIGHTS AND PASTELS...GUESS WHAT?
EARTH TONES WILL BE SAILING INTO BEACHWEAR SOON.
(the new trend is going to be in neutrals. just the same as it is in fashion trends. we're all aware of khakis, so you'll see quite a few khakis in the swim market as well as greys)
AND WHAT ABOUT THE GUYS? TROPICAL PRINTS, SPORTY STYLES AND BRIGHTS ARE HOT. AND DESIGNERS ARE THROWING IN SOME
FUNKY NEW FABRICS...LIKE 'NEOPLEEN'.
[SHOW FILE SCUBA DIVING OUTFIT]
THATS THE STUFF SCUBADIVING SUITS
ARE MADE OF...AND ITS POPPING UP ON WAISTLINES EVERYWHERE.
(it hugs your body and its stays even though its wet)
GOTTA LOVE MODERN TECHNOLOGY...HUH LADIES? JUST REMEMBER ... YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AS GOOD AS OUR BEACH BUNNY MODELS TO FEEL HOT THIS SUMMER.
(basically buying a swimsuit does not have to be a traumatic issue)
(we make suits for every single body type whether you need a little bit of help at tummy your bust your hips your thighs. there is a suit out there that will enhance you best features)
[DD TAPE YELLOW #42]
FROM STAYING COOL - TO LOOKING HOT. THE NEWEST WAY TO BOOST YOUR CLEAVAGE? WATER. YOU DRINK IT - YOU BATHE IN IT,
AND NOW - YOU CAN PUT YOUR BREASTS IN IT.
FROM IMPLANTS TO PADDED PUSH UP BRAS - WE WOMEN HAVE TRIED IT ALL TO BOOST WHAT MOTHER NATURE GAVE US. THE LATEST PLAYER IN THE BREAST ENHANCING GAME -
"THE WATER BRA." IT'S FLYING OF THE SHELVES AT BLOOMINGDALES.
(i think its great i think a lot of people will like the benefits hahahaha.)
SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT ANOTHER PUSH UP BRA? WELL, UNLIKE HER STIFF, PADDED SISTERS, THE PADS INSIDE THIS ONE ARE FILLED WITH GOOD OLD H-2-0...A LA WATERBED CITY. THE RESULT...IT FEELS MORE..SHALL WE SAY...
(squishy squishy feeling)
YOU MEAN MORE....NATURAL?
(natural i don't go around feeling people's chest yeah it feels natural. hahaha)
MAYBE A LITTLE TOO NATURAL.
(it feels very natural it feels like there is a bust in there actually.)
AND SOME SAY ITS A LOT MORE COMFY THAN OTHER BRAS.
(for modeling i've tried just about everything from the padded bra to different types of inserts and this is definitely the most comfortable)
WELL IT FEELS FABULOUS NOW BUT WHAT ABOUT AFTER LUGGING THE LIQUID AROUND ALL DAY? OUR "UNDER"COVER DECO INVESTIGATOR ROAD TESTED THE BRA FOR 24 HOURS.
CG=MARLEN MUNOZ/"UNDER"COVER INVESTIGATOR
(i got a lot of comments from the guys and they were like you look different today i was like oh okay you want to feel? i actually felt like it wasn't part of me so i had them feel it and it did pass the guy test. they were like, "yeah, it feels natural, what is it?)
AFTER WORK MARLEN HIT THE DANCE FLOOR - WHERE THE EXTRA H-2-0 REALLY HEATED THINGS UP.
(if you're out dancing you are going to sweat a lot.)
(it does feel kind of like heavy and kind of warm.)
AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR NEW FOUND CLEAVAGE LEAKING AWAY. WE STOMPED AND SQUEEZED AND THE AGUA STAYED IN TACT. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL THING.
(it felt great because for the first time in my life i had cleavage.)
SO FORGET SALINE AND SILICONE.
(i'm fine with my breasts its a convenience to have if you want your outfit to look good and you don't have to go through the surgery.)
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