WRITTEN & PRODUCED BY AMY PALMA
VOICE OVER BY LYNN MARTINEZ
FROM STAYING COOL - TO LOOKING HOT. THE NEWEST WAY TO BOOST YOUR CLEAVAGE? WATER.
YOU DRINK IT - YOU BATHE IN IT,
AND NOW - YOU CAN PUT YOUR BREASTS IN IT.
FROM IMPLANTS TO PADDED PUSH UP BRAS - WE WOMEN HAVE TRIED IT ALL TO BOOST WHAT MOTHER NATURE GAVE US. THE LATEST PLAYER IN THE BREAST ENHANCING GAME -
"THE WATER BRA." IT'S FLYING OF THE SHELVES AT BLOOMINGDALES.
(I think its great i think a lot of people will like the benefits hahahaha.)
SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT ANOTHER PUSH UP BRA? WELL, UNLIKE HER STIFF, PADDED SISTERS, THE PADS INSIDE THIS ONE ARE FILLED WITH GOOD OLD H-2-0...A LA WATERBED CITY. THE RESULT...IT FEELS MORE..SHALL WE SAY...
(Squishy squishy feeling)
YOU MEAN MORE....NATURAL?
(Natural i don't go around feeling people's chest yeah it feels natural. hahaha)
MAYBE A LITTLE TOO NATURAL.
(It feels very natural it feels like there is a bust in there actually.)
AND SOME SAY ITS A LOT MORE COMFY THAN OTHER BRAS.
(For modeling i've tried just about everything from the padded bra to different types of inserts and this is definitely the most comfortable)
WELL IT FEELS FABULOUS NOW BUT WHAT ABOUT AFTER LUGGING THE LIQUID AROUND ALL DAY? OUR "UNDER"COVER DECO INVESTIGATOR ROAD TESTED THE BRA FOR 24 HOURS.
CG=MARLEN MUNOZ/"UNDER"COVER INVESTIGATOR
(i got a lot of comments from the guys and they were like you look different today i was like oh okay you want to feel? i actually felt like it wasn't part of me so i had them feel it and it did pass the guy test. they were like, "yeah, it feels natural, what is it?)
AFTER WORK MARLEN HIT THE DANCE FLOOR - WHERE THE EXTRA H-2-0 REALLY HEATED THINGS UP.
(If you're out dancing you are going to sweat a lot.)
(It does feel kind of like heavy and kind of warm.)
AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR NEW FOUND CLEAVAGE LEAKING AWAY. WE STOMPED AND SQUEEZED AND THE AGUA STAYED IN TACT. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL THING.
(It felt great because for the first time in my life I had cleavage.)
SO FORGET SALINE AND SILICONE.
(I'm fine with my breasts its a convenience to have if you want your outfit to look good and you don't have to go through the surgery.)